y r white ppl obsessed with avocados
idk wat ur talking about.
My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words
Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long
you are a restaurant
you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care
fun fact one time robert pattinson was supposed to get punk’d at the bar where my cousin works and they got all the employees in on it and everything but when it came time to punk him his friends couldn’t get him to leave his house and that’s when I knew I loved robert pattinson
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit